February 2012
17 posts
“You argue that you really should judge a book by its cover.”
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“You think that Microsoft Office should be in the ‘Accessories’...”
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“You try to set Photoshop to launch at login.”
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“You notice the typeface they used on each countries kit for the names of the...”
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“You read everything at this site, smile, and nod knowingly.”
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“You consider a disgusting design as an insult personally.”
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“You hate Blackberry.”
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“Your eyes start to be judge of any design around you.”
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“You fall asleep with your sketches”
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“You get PAID.”
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“You’re watching tv and you go “Oh, that’s a good logo”.”
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“You see designs in things that weren’t meant to have one.”
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“You linger on every ad in the newspaper critiquing it in you head.”
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“You wake up in the middle of the night wanting to change that one thing in your...”
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“Your only rainbow is the Pantone palette.”
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“You can create something that amazes your clients without putting your pants on.”
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January 2012
37 posts
“You can’t go anywhere without critiquing the implementation of everything.”
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“You think of Pantone, and not in colors.”
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“You try to get rich but actually you are really poor. Always poor.”
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“You can afford Adobe.”
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“Your ego is bigger than your dick.”
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“Your head never stops.”
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“You can design your idea.”
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“You don’t remember what sleeping feels like.”
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“You’ve seen your work in public.”
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“You can see a simple solution of a problem for a client .”
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“You’ve quit correcting people when they say DPI.”
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“You’re able to correctly name fonts on signage and packaging, and get them...”
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“You don’t get to design anything any more.”
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“You see everything as an idea.”
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“You teach people how to do designing the right way and try to redesign bad...”
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“You dont know the difference from a Pantone U and a C.”
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“You can’t tell the difference between reality and your imagination.”
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“You hate every account/marketing manager there is !”
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“You shudder at the sound of Papyrus or Comic Sans.”
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“You see a design on a shirt you made and wonder why you didn’t get a...”
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“You doodle on notebooks and textbooks of ideas that are running through your...”
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“You live with procrastination.”
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“You start referring to design softwares and your machine as ‘your...”
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“Your photos collections consists of objects.”
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“You live a lot of dawn but you haven’t seen one.”
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“You have more prints than wall space.”
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“Your fonts will default to the worst possible font available on the machine you...”
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“You find yourself subconsciously able and willing to count and analyze the grid...”
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“You will misspell the name of the client’s spouse.”
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“You find yourself telling your family to stop decorating the Christmas tree as...”
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“Your best designs never survive contact with the client.”
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“Your best idea is already copyrighted.”
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“Your client will often not like your design but not quite know why.”
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“You have removed the arrows and cleaned up the fonts on a forwarded mail before...”
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