January 2011
114 posts
You consider Starbucks your official office.
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You don’t have a social life. “Wait…social life? What’s that?”.
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You keep a sleeping bag in your office so you never have to be far from email.
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You think working 14 hours a day is something everyone does.
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You can spot a 1/64” problem with alignment from across the room.
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You know that font choice really does matter.
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You have distinct and explicit x-height preferences.
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You know that ‘coated’ and ‘uncoated’ have nothing to do...
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You notice that a sans serif font has a rounded, square or angled end, and these...
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You believe that small caps are much more visually pleasing than ALL CAPS.
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You have passionate opinions about blue-red, chinese red, red, tomato red…
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You have intense, heated discussions about the merits of Serif vs Sans Serif....
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You know Rubine Red is actually pink.
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You prefer caffeine through an IV drip.
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You can see a significant difference between copy set at 10 vs 9.5 pts....
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You’re obsessed about leading and spend more unbillable hours tweaking it.
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You reject 95% of fonts for perfectly sound reasons, i.e “The dot over the...
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You spend hours and/or days of unbillable time searching for THE PERFECT FONT...
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You hate Times New Roman with an intensity that will not abate.
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You can choose/use fonts to ‘match the personality’ of the targeted...
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You think Helvetica is beautifully elegant and Arial is functional but clunky.
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You friend is driving their car down the road right up against the median, and...
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You talk openly and frequently about PMS but don’t understand why everyone keeps...
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You finally realise that anti-aliasing is not a lobby against monikers!
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You recreate these quotes in InDesign to put on your cube wall.
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You recreate these quotes in InDesign to put on your cube wall.
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You answered red, green, blue when asked for primary colors.
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You answered red, green, blue when asked for primary colors.
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Your daily commute on the London Underground is enjoyable because it involves a...
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Your daily commute on the London Underground is enjoyable because it involves a...
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You and your work buddies do a ‘quickest to identify the font used’...
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You and your work buddies do a ‘quickest to identify the font used’...
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You admit to performing the following steps: Copy, Paste, Live Trace.
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You admit to performing the following steps: Copy, Paste, Live Trace.
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You cringe at bad angle shots in the cinema and goes “Oh God..”.
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You cringe at bad angle shots in the cinema and goes “Oh God..”.
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You peers laugh at you for having a IPS panel monitor and they’re the ones...
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You peers laugh at you for having a IPS panel monitor and they’re the ones...
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You’ve named your budgie ‘FiftyTenEightyZero’ and your...
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You’ve named your budgie ‘FiftyTenEightyZero’ and your...
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You sometimes get carried away with Helvetica Neue and its several type styles...
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You sometimes get carried away with Helvetica Neue and its several type styles...
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You recognise poor, generic and over used graphics. And angered that the client...
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You recognise poor, generic and over used graphics. And angered that the client...
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You find yourself writing “Use common sense, not Comic Sans” on...
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You find yourself writing “Use common sense, not Comic Sans” on...
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You almost break up in tears when someone says “I made this brochure in...
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You almost break up in tears when someone says “I made this brochure in...
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You tell people your a designer and they say “Wow, that must be a...
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You tell people your a designer and they say “Wow, that must be a...
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